Gremlin Risitas v2.3 — “Community Means Community”
Oh you thought it was staff-led therapy?
No.
It’s The People’s Court: Substance Abuse Edition.
You thought CBT had a final step?
No.
CBT is a circle. Like tax season. It never ends.
You thought TC had four clean stages?
No.
It has however many the PowerPoint says this fiscal year.
You didn’t fail logic. You failed brand loyalty to the slide deck.
And that, my friend, is the most bureaucratic boss fight of them all.
Stamp it.
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