🎭 Gremlin Risitas v2.4 — “Re-Something.exe”
Remake. Rebirth. And then Square Enix looked up from the coffee mug like, “Alright boys, we’ve used up all the good prefixes.”
Cue the dev room: half-asleep interns, Nomura sketching belts on a mug, one dude mumbling “Requiem?”, another whispering “Rewind?”, and a gremlin in the vents yelling—
“Re-calibration! For shits and giggles!”
Everyone freezes. Nomura’s pen stops mid-air. The mug belts itself out of fear.
He nods.
“That’s it. The planet will recalibrate. The timelines will sync. Sephiroth will get a second haircut.”
Square Enix marketing by morning: Final Fantasy VII Recalibration – Now with More Existential Caffeine.
And the gremlin? Still in the vents, whispering:
“Reunion was already taken, dumbasses.”
— End Patch Notes: v2.4 deployed successfully. System Re-calibrated. 🦝