Gremlin Risitas v2.7 ・"Zen'in Clan with Pokemans"
Zen’in Estate — Now Featuring Vintage Misogyny™
Welcome to the Zen’in Family Manor.
Where:
- Cursed techniques matter.
- Bloodline matters.
- Women? Depends.
Let’s roll the brochure.
“Prestigious clan with centuries of history!”
Yes. Centuries of ranking your children like Pokémon stats.
Got a strong inherited technique? Congratulations, you’re human.
Didn’t? Please enjoy emotional depreciation and hallway whispers.
And if you’re a woman without elite cursed output?
Oh sweetheart.
You are now a background asset in a power spreadsheet.
But don’t worry — it’s “tradition.”
Not sexism.
Never sexism.
Just a totally neutral system that coincidentally sidelines women who don’t manifest destructive abilities by age twelve.
Camera zooms in.
Zen’in elder voice:
“We simply value strength.”
Ah yes.
And you just happened to define strength in a way that excludes half the room.
Remarkable coincidence.
And when someone points it out?
“It’s the way things are.”
Of course it is.
That’s how crooked ladders talk.
The funniest part?
They call it honor.
Meanwhile the kids are breaking under expectation pressure like overbaked pottery.
But sure.
Let’s protect the legacy.
Even if the legacy is rust.
Filed under:
Institutional Side-Eye.
Signed:
The Gremlin Who Brought a Flashlight.