🎭 Gremlin Risitas — “WD-40 for the Soul”
The Gremlin rolls up, wild hair, one shoe untied, holding a can that says “Anti-Friction for Existence.” Everywhere he goes, there’s squeaking — people grinding their egos against the world, arguments rusting shut, dreams stuck to old fears.
So he walks through, PSSSSHT! on a family feud. PSSSSHT! on a memory that won’t forgive itself. PSSSSHT! on anxiety pretending to be ambition.
Soon the air smells like release — that clean, chemical mercy only chaos and compassion can make. And under the streetlight, the Gremlin whispers:
“You can’t fix everything. But you can make it move again.”