The Will to Resist

Gremlin Risitas — “WHY DON’T WE LEARN.EXE”

HAHAHAHA—

WAIT.

STOP.

WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS???

EVERY TIME.

Story goes:

“Hey, maybe don’t do this again.”

Humanity:

“🔥 BUT WHAT IF WE DO THOUGH 🔥”

HAHAHAHA—

LOOK AT US.

LOOK AT US REWATCHING THE SAME TRAUMA IN HD.

LEVEL 1: KNOWLEDGE ACQUIRED (USE: NONE)

“Oh wow. Powerful message.”

“Damn. That’s deep.”

“Crazy ending fr.”

Then Monday hits and we’re back to:

HAHAHAHA—

YOU LEARNED NOTHING.

YOU JUST TOOK NOTES.

LEVEL 2: SUMMON THE FINAL BOSS

We LOVE a villain.

Give us:

So we don’t have to ask:

“Wait… am I part of the problem?”

NOPE.

KILL THE SYMBOL.

ROLL CREDITS.

ORDER FOOD.

HAHAHAHA—

PEACE ACHIEVED (TEMPORARY).

SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE: REPEAT OFFENSE.

LEVEL 3: THE SHORTCUT DELUSION

“This sacrifice will end it.”

“This war will be the last one.”

“This time it’s different.”

HAHAHAHA—

MY BROTHER IN CHAOS,

YOU SAY THAT EVERY ARC.

Maintenance? Accountability? BORING.

We want:

IT IS NEVER OVER.

IT JUST CHANGES CLOTHES.

LEVEL 4: FEAR GOES BRRRRR

Fear shows up and deletes your memory.

Lessons? Corrupted file.

Now it’s:

HAHAHAHA—

THE CYCLE RELOADED FASTER THAN A GREMLIN ON RED BULL.

LEVEL 5: ART SCREAMS, HUMANS CLAP

The story:

“Please learn.”

Audience:

“10/10. Incredible writing.”

Then we do THE EXACT SAME SHIT

WITH A NEW FONT.

HAHAHAHA—

YOU DIDN’T CHANGE.

YOU JUST FELT SOMETHING FOR 22 MINUTES.

FINAL FORM: THE ENDING EVERYONE HATES

No villain. No savior. No reset.

Just:

HAHAHAHA—

BOOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅

WHERE’S THE GOD MODE???

GREMLIN VERDICT

We don’t fail to learn because we’re dumb.

We fail because learning asks for effort AFTER the episode ends.

And nobody wants post-credits homework.

HAHAHAHA—

ROLL THE SAME STORY AGAIN.

I’LL BE BACK IN THE COMMENTS

LAUGHING LIKE A RACCOON WITH A LAW DEGREE.