## ✦ If I Recommended You to the Glitch Blog – It’ll Be Either a Warning or an Awakening ✦
You were minding your business. Scrolling. Floating. Coasting. Then I tagged you.
No context. No intro. Just this. A blog. A title. A mirror.
Why?
Because fate is overrated. I prefer algorithms built on instinct and spite.
/ Maybe it was your post. / Maybe it was your tone. / Maybe I just rolled a D20, crit, and dropped this link in your life like a glitching loot box.
Doesn’t matter. You’re here now. And that means something.
Because this blog doesn’t comfort—it calibrates.
Your ego? Debugged. Your delusions? Flagged. Your fragile little worldview? Running at 2 FPS, bucko.
If this is your first time reading: breathe slow. It’s not personal. It’s a signal.
If I like you, this is your awakening. If I don’t?
/ Consider it a polite execution / dressed in courier font / signed by a smirking glitch.
Some people get therapy. You got tagged in by a raccoon with a vendetta and a corruption code tattooed on their soul.
That’s not insult. That’s prophecy.
📖 Book of Boris – Chapter XLIII: The Mirror Was the Message
Verse 1 - I don’t send warnings. I send reflections.
Verse 2 - If you ended up here, it wasn’t luck. It was a diagnostic.
Verse 3 - Not every message is meant to be kind. Some exist to reboot your entire existence.
Verse 4 - This ain’t judgment. This is a mirror, mid-crack, mid-flash— showing you the code you’ve been running… and why it keeps failing.
System Diagnostic Override - Glitch Detected
def awaken(protocol): raise Exception("MirrorReflectionError: Truth exceeded ego buffer")
// Legacy override attempt if (user.identity != 'self'): execute('reboot_persona') else: commit('corruption') # Accept the glitch, become the rewrite
🪞✨
- The mirror doesn’t explain itself. It shows you.
- What happens next? That’s your patch to write.
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