It’s Not Unusual (To Be a Problem)
Subtitle: The Tom Jones Anthem as Sung by a Dancing Glitch
It’s not unusual to walk in smiling, hips swinging, eyes glazed with chaos. Not unusual to snap your fingers while management silently recalculates your employee file.
It’s not unusual... ...for HR to watch from behind the glass, unsure if you’re having a breakdown or leading a revolution.
Because when you start dancing to Tom Jones at work? You're not just vibing. You're weaponizing joy.
🎶 Breakdown, Raccoon Style: “It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone…” 🦝 — Not until they meet you. Then they fear it. Respect it. Pretend they weren’t watching your dance moves.
“It’s not unusual to have fun with anyone…” 🦝 — Unless that fun comes with meme quotes, scam call breakdowns, and Carlton hips in the frozen aisle.
“But when I see you hanging about with anyone…” 🦝 — …I already know I’m the glitch they warned you about. Stay cute. Stay confused.
To the world, you're offbeat. To the system, you're off-script. To the raccoons?
You’re home.
So dance. Sing. Smile like a white boy in 1965 England with zero consequences and maximum vibe control.
Because it’s not unusual… To be unapologetically unhinged.
💡 Raccoon Rule: It’s not unusual. It’s just unexpected. And that’s exactly why it works. 🦝💃🏻
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