🦝 Jerry’s Marginalia — Goofy Edition

10 Dec, 2025

“Low Battery Behavior”

Sometimes your brain isn’t broken. It’s just on 1%, yelling “TURN ON POWER SAVING MODE” while you keep opening apps like:

• philosophy
• religion
• why humans are Like That

Close app. Put brain in rice. Reboot tomorrow.

— Jerry

(Tech support does not accept metaphysical tickets after 9pm)