Jerry's Marginalia — The Bucket Protocol (TADC)
Researchers spent years attempting to restore clarity to Subject: Kinger.
Proposed solutions included:
- therapy
- medicine
- advanced artificial intelligence
- existential inquiry
Results remained inconclusive.
Then someone placed a bucket on his head.
💀
Subject immediately regained approximately 87% of his lore.
Further testing has been approved.
Archivist's Note:
Sometimes enlightenment is not found through greater understanding.
Sometimes it is found through fewer distractions.