Jerry's Marginalia — The Happiness Protocol (TADC)
Researchers instructed the Ringmaster to make everyone happy.
The Ringmaster immediately began creating:
- adventures
- games
- solutions
- additional problems
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Despite extensive effort, results remained inconsistent.
Researchers eventually discovered a critical design flaw:
Happiness cannot be installed remotely.
Archivist's Note:
Some people spend their lives trying to save others from unhappiness.
The hardest lesson is learning that not every sadness is yours to fix.
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