🧾 Jerry’s Marginalia — Wild File #001
Title: The Anime Meritocracy Is a Myth and I Refuse to Pretend Otherwise
Findings:
- Trash franchises float like rubber ducks in a hurricane.
- Brilliant ones sink like marble statues, majestic and useless.
- Committees are dice goblins in suits.
- Half of “success” is memes, marketing, tourism deals, and three gremlins screaming “PRINT THE BLU-RAYS.”
- Meanwhile fans are at home with a cup of tears and a discontinued season.
Conclusion:
- There is no justice system in anime.
- There is only capitalism, meme energy, and emotional chaos.
Stamp:
✔️ Court adjourned because the judge tripped over a gacha banner.