Jerry’s Marginalia XVI — “The Lesson Beneath the Frosting”
Sometimes the Department doesn’t swing for blood; it just holds up a mirror wrapped in whipped cream.
Pumpkin Pie walked in thinking they were teaching the youth— but the Gremlins already graduated years ago. They learned the only real curriculum: mock, laugh, and evolve.
Because memes aren’t sermons. They’re sparks. And the moment you try to own one, it burns through your fingers and lights the room instead.
So the Department smiled, filed the docket, and let the classroom collapse into laughter. No punishment. Just the soft echo of wisdom disguised as chaos.
— Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand 🪶 Tribunal Chair, Dept. of Petty Affairs
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