🎭 Kingdom Hearts Skit — Fate Tries to Talk. Sora, Donald, and Goofy Respond.
[Scene: The Realm Between Realms™. A massive empty space filled with floating clock gears, slow-motion feathers, and unnecessary darkness.]
FATE (deep, cryptic voice): “You cannot outrun destiny, Sora. Your story has already been written.”
SORA (blinking): “Okay, but who wrote it though? Like... was it you? Or just some guy in a cloak who likes monologues?”
DONALD (angrily waddling in): “BWAH! If it’s written, I’m editing it with fire magic!”
GOOFY (tilting head): “Gawrsh… if destiny says I gotta die again, I’m gonna need a second opinion.”
FATE: “You were born to suffer. Your role is sacrifice. Kingdom Hearts demands balance.”
SORA: “Cool story, bro. I brought a Keyblade, two friends, and exactly zero chill.”
DONALD (charging up magic): “Balance THIS!” (throws thunder like it's tax season)
GOOFY (shield bashes a metaphor): “HYUCK–not today, fate!”
FATE (cracking slightly): “You cannot deny the cycle. Every light must fall. Every heart must break.”
SORA: “...Yeah? Then let mine break first. So no one else has to.”
Silence.
Donald and Goofy immediately form up behind him like it’s a Smash Bros match.
DONALD: “We defy fate with chaos.”
GOOFY: “And snacks.”
SORA: “And because I choose to.”
FATE (recoiling, glitching): “No... this is not how it ends...”
SORA *(spinning Keyblade): “It doesn’t. Until I say it does.”
[They charge into battle. Camera freeze-frames on a trio mid-jump, Keyblade glowing, feathers exploding in the background for no reason.]
Narrator (probably Riku): “And that’s when fate got folded like a Kingdom Hearts plot summary.”