🎨 Let Him Cook: In Defense of Shelf-Ready Degeneracy
There’s a seller out there. Quiet. Focused. Been doing custom video game cover art since 2018. He’s not breaking rules. He’s not exploiting the system. He’s just making high-res, goon-friendly art and sliding it into a format your childhood never saw coming.
And now, a few digital tightwads wanna clutch pearls and scream:
“What about the children?” “This is dangerous!” “This is sexualizing content!”
No, Karen. He’s not posting this in a preschool. He’s selling it to grown-ass adults who know exactly what they’re buying—and they’re doing it voluntarily.
Let’s be clear: 🔒 No nudity. 📜 No copyright claims. 🖨️ Just custom art printed on a game cover. If that’s what shakes your moral foundation, maybe it’s not the product that’s the problem—maybe it’s your need to control what other people enjoy.
Because guess what? 📦 He’s been around since 2018. If he was shady, eBay would’ve nuked him. If he was offensive, Nintendo would’ve DMCA’d him. If he was a problem, he wouldn’t have outlived three console generations and several moral panics.
But he did.
Because he’s not the villain. He’s just a guy who knows what people want—and isn't afraid to print it.
Meanwhile, the haters? They’re not buying. They’re not collecting. They’re not even laughing. They’re just mad that people like us are out here enjoying the absurdity of life, one thick Pokémon cover at a time.
Real Talk Recap:
🧠 He’s not doing anything wrong. 🖼️ He’s selling art—not smut. 📈 He’s been in the game since before AI art was even trending. 🌐 The “woke crowd” can’t cancel what’s clean. And eBay’s bootlicking moderation? Already tried. Already failed.
So yeah. Let him cook. Let him print. Let him goonify the shelf in peace.
Because this isn’t exploitation. This is a curated gallery of chaos and craftsmanship—delivered in a plastic case with an ESRB label and a wink.
And if you don’t like it? That’s fine.
You weren’t invited to the shelf anyway.
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