🐱 Nxya Clawtail Presents: *A Very Special Cutaway
[Cutaway gag]
Amazon HQ boardroom. Guy taps mic.
Exec: “We’re proud to announce our AI-dubbed anime. It’s faster, cheaper, and—”
Peter Griffin (interrupting): “—and it sounds like someone fed a Speak & Spell espresso and told it to cry.”
Exec: “Viewers won’t notice.”
Brian: “Peter, this is like replacing chefs with microwaves.”
Peter: “Oh come on, Brian. Microwaves are great.” (beat) “Just not for soul.”
[Cut back]
Nxya (voiceover, paw to chin):
“AI didn’t ruin this. Penny-pinching did. You can hear the missing humans.”