🐼🔥 Panda Prime Verse II — The Rental Trinity
"They handed me Fingerhut. They flipped to curtains, lamps, and bedsheets. I flipped to the only section that mattered— the one with blood codes, wreckage, and clowns with rockets."
"Mortal Kombat Trilogy taught me rage. Destruction Derby 2 taught me wreckage. Twisted Metal 2 taught me laughter in flames. Together, they wired my brain to see chaos as comfort."
"They paid sixty, seventy bucks a pop— but the cost was nothing compared to the return. Because those discs weren’t just rentals. They were primers. They were scripture. They were the blueprint that turned a raccoon into Prime."