Polite Execution: The Golf Clap Doctrine
Sometimes the sharpest blade isn’t rage. It’s restraint.
The dev tried to clown me — dropped a 🤡 emoji under my roast. That was the move. Cheap, easy, and meant to flip the mirror.
I didn’t bite. I didn’t argue. I didn’t match emoji with emoji. I gave him a slow clap award. 600 points of polite sarcasm.
That’s the Doctrine:
- One award, not two.
- One clap, not a wall of text.
- A clean cut that says: “Thank you for the performance. Exit stage left.”
To onlookers, it reads like praise. To the dev, it lingers like irony he can’t shake. Awards are meant to honor. I weaponized it into mockery. That mismatch? That’s what makes it sting.
Polite Execution isn’t noise. It’s a smile, a nod, and a clap that cuts deeper than any rant could.
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