Post 1: Gremlin Risitas — Passive Aggression Knock-Knock
[Gremlin’s in the aisle, stacking cereal, Dan-Man across with a mop. Ms. Dill Weed Jr. nods to Young Cool Guy and slides off. The store hums quietly.]
Gremlin (mutters to self): “Three boxes short over here... good times.”
Dan-Man (suddenly bright): “Knock, knock!”
Gremlin: “Who’s there?”
Dan-Man: “Passive-aggressive.”
Gremlin: “Passive-aggressive who?”
Dan-Man (breaking down like Fred Sanford): “Passive-aggressive ain’t got nothing on this shift — but don’t fold in, baby, fold out.”
[Gremlin cracks up, drops a box, laughter echoes. Ms. Dill Weed Jr. glances over. Young Cool Guy smirks in the back. They close the aisle together.]
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