💾 R.A.B.B. Entry #051 — “Chair Fold Champion”
😈🪑 Too Much? Nah—You're Just Too Fragile.
Original thread: Smacking the Sound Effect: When Young Love Hits Too Hard
Location: https://www.reddit.com/r/webcomics/comments/xploiu/young_love/
People love to say: "You're too much."
Damn right I am. Too much for your pride to swallow without choking. Too much for your ego to survive without armor cracks.
But let’s get something straight:
You roll up on me sideways? Try to belittle me? Act like my shine needs permission?
I will fold your ass like a five dollar lawn chair and IRL teabag your entitlement like it’s multiplayer and I paid for the DLC.
This isn’t overreaction. This is recompense.
Because I’m not dimming my voice, my fire, or my goddamn existence just to make your delicate self-image feel tall.
You want soft? Go sit with the pillows. I’m the steel chair in the ring— and I don’t flinch when it’s go-time.
Final Words?
"Folded your pride, sat on it, then smiled. GG."
#GremlinProtocol #ReckoningManifesto #RABB051 #ChairFoldChampion #TooMuchIsPerfect #IRLTeabagActivated
Let the record show: Bureaucratic bullshit can’t handle a glitch with a folding chair and a smile.