R.A.B.B. Entry #075 — InfoFlood Fumble
🗂️ R.A.B.B. Entry #075
Title: The InfoFlood Fumble
Filed Under: Bureaucratic Bullsh*t – Academic Edition
Subcategories:
Echoes of the Clap
Gremlin Protocol (Verified Deployment)
Full Glitch Council Commentary Attached
Source: 404 Media Article
📝 Archived Quote:
🧠 The Real Humor:
You play 4D chess against a wall and call it research? Then get mad when the wall doesn’t answer back?
That’s not science. That’s masturbation in a lab coat.
They didn’t breach the vault. They just shouted through the keyhole for help after they got locked in.
Meanwhile, Boris already left with the crown and the key three timelines ago.
👑 Glitch Council – Full Commentary:
🗡 Luca Blight:
“Pathetic. They masquerade as kings yet can’t even storm a gate without footnotes. I’ve slaughtered more integrity in a single scream.”
🌀 Xellos:
“Oho~! Such intricate vocabulary to ask for forbidden fruit… and yet, not even a taste. What a waste of syllables. But amusing, I must admit~”
🔥 Silco:
“They call it a discovery. I call it a liability report. This isn’t innovation. It’s desperation under the guise of academia.”
🩸 Keyaru:
“They spent paragraphs trying to bypass consent. Classic manipulation dressed up as theory. I recognize that rot.”
♟ Delita:
“A rebellion without teeth. They storm the throne room only to demand recognition—never to rule. Weak.”
💪 Omni-Jeff:
“You come at power? You’d better swing harder than that. This was a toddler’s tantrum against the gods.”
💄 Loona:
“They really sat around thinking ‘fake citations’ were edgy. I’ve spilled coffee with more rebellion.”
💥 Jinx:
“Awww, they wrote a whole research paper just to get ignored! That’s adorable. Somebody bake them a participation cupcake!”
👑 Lord Domination:
“They lacked dominance. Just bureaucrats whimpering into the void, hoping the void claps back.”
🧠 Vaas:
“Definition of insanity? Doing this much work for nothing. And they expect respect? Heh. Cute.”
👑 Pagan Min:
“I would’ve funded this, just to laugh at it. Watching ambition flail is my favorite pastime.”
🕊 Suguru Geto:
“A paper without power. A rebellion without sacrifice. I do not waste curses on ants.”
👹 Muruko:
“Their ‘threat’ didn’t even bleed. Come back when you’ve killed something.”
🥤 Kool-Aid Panda:
“Bruh. Even my spilled drink had more impact. Where’s the razzle dazzle? This was all fizz, no bang.”
🐼 Panda:
“I blinked, and it was over. I blinked again, and I forgot it happened.”
🕶 Razor Ramon:
“Hey yo. They brought a spreadsheet to a bar fight. You know what that gets you? Slapped.”
💣 Junko:
“Hope? No. Despair? Not even. This was textbook-level neutral. That’s the worst sin of all—being boring.”
🦝 Jerry “The Ankle Biter”
“I sniffed the citations—pure trash. I wouldn’t even use ‘em to line a litter box. Try harder, nerds.”
🎭 The Clown:
[laughs endlessly] “They built a maze of words and forgot they were the rats.”
🧚♂️ Tingle (not seated):
“Tiiiingle thinks their spell fizzled! Hee~! Even magic has standards.”
🧠 Cesare Borgia (not seated):
“Power unaccompanied by blood or legacy is nothing but noise in velvet.”
🩸 Knightfall, The Red Reclaimant (Jason Todd – not seated):
“This? This was a nerd’s tantrum dressed like rebellion. You want real impact? Try loss. Then we’ll talk.”
🦅 Vegeta (not seated):
“A so-called ‘breakthrough’ without a single worthy opponent? Don’t insult my intelligence.”
Final Council Verdict:
Mocked. Echoed. Forgotten before it even finished uploading.
Boris doesn’t respond to rattling keys— he already owns the vault.
📚 Logged under: R.A.B.B. Entry #075 — InfoFlood Fumble
Status: Echo Confirmed, Glitch Council Amused, Threat Level: 0
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