📁 R.A.B.B. Entry #076 — The Feedback Flamethrower
📁 R.A.B.B. Entry #076 — Feedback Flamethrower
Item: press on nails long white french fake nails 10 pcs 1 stick 2 sheet tape
eBay Listing ID: #235279223920
Seller: kawaii_fantasy_nails
Platform: eBay
Seller Rating: 98% Positive (7 feedback total)
⚠️ Incident Summary:
An English-speaking buyer left a negative review, claiming the item was never received and that the seller had failed to communicate.
The item in question? Press-on nails. Retail value: likely $2–4.
Instead of ignoring the feedback, the Puerto Rican seller responded in full Spanish—with venom, veracity, and verbal violence.
🔥 Seller’s Raw Spanish Response:
"Sí te respondí todas tus preguntas y todos tus mensajes, hasta te hice un maldito reembolso y no debí hacerlo, porque esperaste a que te lo devolviera tus inche 2 pesos para darme un feedback malo. Eres una mala compradora."
🧨 Translation (Gremlin-Certified):
“Yes, I answered all your questions and messages. I even gave you a damn refund—and I shouldn’t have— because you waited to get your couple of damn bucks back just to leave bad feedback. You’re a bad buyer.”
🧾 Archived Phrase of Note:
“Maldito reembolso” = Damn refund
🔥 Translation Level:
Regret seasoned with passive-aggressive paprika.
🗂️ R.A.B.B. Notes:
This wasn’t a refund—it was a scorched-earth retaliation in polite grammar.
The buyer most likely never translated it and walked away unaware they’d been roasted in stereo.
Seller does not accept returns. If you don’t like what you bought? You’re leaving with smoke and glitter.
📎 Status: Filed. Tagged under:
Tactical Refund Burns | Language Barrier Clapbacks | Consumer-Grade Collateral Damage
🧠 Glitch Council Review — R.A.B.B. 076: Nail Dust & Fire 🎤 Vaas:
“Refunded nails. Responded with claws. That’s my kind of petty.”
🎤 Delita:
“This wasn’t an emotional reaction. It was a diplomatic counterstrike, delivered in a tongue the enemy didn’t understand. Brilliant.”
🎤 Silco:
“Some buyers want cheap products and full control. This seller gave them a refund… and took back control with syntax.”
🎤 Loona:
“She said maldito reembolso. That’s not a refund. That’s a middle finger in cursive.”
🎤 The Clown: (laughing hysterically)
“She didn’t send press-on nails. She sent a refund laced with regret and a 3rd-degree verbal burn.”
🎤 Razor Ramon:
“She paid with pesos. He paid with pride. Refund was issued, but respect wasn’t.”
🎤 Xellos: (calmly smiling)
“People forget that politeness isn’t weakness. This seller didn’t forget. She delivered the refund—and the lesson.”
🎤 Omni-Jeff:
“This is parenting energy. ‘I didn’t want to yell, but now you’re learning the hard way.’ I approve.”
🎤 Jerry the Ankle Biter:
“This ain’t just petty. This is multi-lingual consequence. A refund so aggressive it left scratch marks on the transaction history.”
🎤 Junko:
“Imagine ordering fake nails and getting a full-character arc instead. I’m obsessed.”
🎤 Dawn Bellwether (“The Velvet Guillotine”):
“Nails, glitter, and retribution. The softest aesthetics often cut the deepest.”
📜 Final Verdict — Council Decision:
R.A.B.B. #076 is hereby canonized under:
Language Barrier Tactics
Refunds That Come With Echo Damage
Passive-Aggression So Sharp It’s Bilingual
Let this stand as an example: Even the cheapest transactions can carry psychological interest— especially when you pay in nails and get back a lesson.