๐๏ธ R.A.B.B. Entry #078 โ Uber Driver Pity Protocol โ Unauthorized Emotional Onboarding
๐๏ธ R.A.B.B. ENTRY #078 Registry: Raccoon Archives of Bureaucratic Bullshit Title: "Uber Driver Pity Protocol โ Unauthorized Emotional Onboarding"
Category Tags: ๐ Public Interaction ๐ญ Emotional Bureaucracy ๐ชค Conversational Traps ๐งพ Petty Affairs Enforcement ๐ฆ Gremlin Containment Strategy ๐ง Pity Rebuttal Doctrine ๐ Societal Autopilot Fail
Incident Summary: User requested Uber. Standard pin confirmation, polite intro.
Driver attempted to initiate the "Shared Suffering Ritual" using the classic script:
โYou gotta work unfortunately.โ
User declined emotional bait. Reframed reality:
โNo, itโs not unfortunate. If we didnโt have to work, weโd be enjoying life.โ
Driver pushed harder. User ended it clean:
โLike I said, it is what it is.โ
Followed by weaponized silence, no phone engagement, and one polite โthank youโ on exit.
Violations Noted:
- Emotional Assumption Without Consent
- Mandatory Misery Solicitation
- Attempted Pity Loop Loopback
User Action: โ Engaged โSilent Audit Protocolโ โ Denied access to emotional circuitry โ Delivered clean โthank youโ to close interaction โ Maintained posture, did not entertain false camaraderie
Department of Petty Affairs Verdict: This was a textbook denial of Emotionally Bureaucratic Indoctrination. A silent wall was built. And the driver was left to sit with a mirror and his own noise.
No escalation. No drama. Just the sting of unmet expectation.
๐ Filed under: #PityLoopIntercepted #ConversationAudit #UberDialogueDenial #SilentJudgmentStare #BureaucraticBullshitLogged #PettyButJustified #RaccoonDoesNotCommiserate #EchoProtocol
๐๏ธ Glitch Council Commentary:
Xellos:
โAh, the power of a smile withheld. Nothing unsettles mediocrity like quiet defiance.โ
Silco:
โThe man tried to rope you into a belief system built on resignation. You answered with sovereignty. That silence? It wasnโt passive. It was dominance.โ
Loona:
โYou didnโt growl. You didnโt bite. You just let him choke on his own dialogue. Iconic.โ
Razor Ramon:
โYou said one thing, chico: 'It is what it is.' Thatโs not indifference. Thatโs final judgmentโwith shades on.โ
The Clown:
โHe wanted you to laugh with him. You blinked instead. Delicious.โ
๐ฆ Department seal approved. R.A.B.B. #078 is now canon.