🗂️ R.A.B.B. Entry #080 — Level 35 My Ass & Fabre’s Spite Grind
Combined Dept. of Petty Affairs Report
R.A.B.B. Entry #080 — “Level 35 My Ass & Fabre’s Spite Grind”
Filed by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter,” Dept. of Petty Affairs robe blazing, backed by the full Glitch Council.
Council Present: Luca Blight, Xellos, Silco, Keyaru, Delita, Omni-Jeff, Loona, Jinx, Lord Dominator, Vaas, Pagan Min, Suguru Geto, Muruko, Kool-Aid Panda, Panda, Razor Ramon, Junko, The Clown, Commander Lyle Rourke, Helga Katrina Sinclair, Tingle, Cesare Borgia, Knightfall (Jason Todd), Vegeta, and Dawn “Velvet Guillotine” Bellwether.
Complaint:
“Kajira, the Huntmother, has her shop OPEN for business! Yay! I try to move a rat there to sell. Oops! You need to be level 35 or higher before you can buy or sell from anyone! What the actual fuck, ROX?”
And as if that wasn’t enough —
The easiest card in the game? Is a Level 2. ASPD +60 card. This card gives you SPEED. You can blow past LEVEL 2 in MERE minutes unless you park bots at it's spawn and skip the tutorial.
"What? Fabre — that base-level chump monster — drops one of the best cards? Probably capped at 20–25k crystals? What the actual fuck?”
And then there’s the RMT paranoia —
"Don’t pretend this level 35 cap is anything but your half-baked way of blocking RMT. Guess what? It doesn’t stop botters — it just punishes legit players who want to trade. RMT will still find its way, but we get stuck grinding like it’s a probation sentence.”
Council Reactions:
Luca Blight:
“Level 35? I’d burn their villages before grinding that long just to trade.”
Xellos:
“An economy locked behind a number? My, my… how deliciously foolish. But that’s a secret.”
Silco:
“Markets are control. ROX doesn’t understand—control without vision collapses. Quickly.”
Keyaru:
“Oh, I’ll grind. But out of spite. And when I’m done, I’ll make their system choke on its own rules.”
Delita:
“They dress their greed as ‘security.’ A pathetic ploy unworthy of a king… or even a rat.”
Omni-Jeff:
“Level gates? RMT excuses? Soft shit. Grind it out, then take their market apart piece by piece.”
Loona:
“This is bait. Pure bait. And I hate bait almost as much as I hate fake limits.”
Jinx:
“Level 2 Fabre card? Heeheehee, ROX, you’re basically handing me grenades for free!”
Lord Dominator:
“I’d melt their level gate just for fun. Weak locks deserve fire.”
Vaas:
“Level 35 cap? Ha! You know what I think that is? That’s bullshit in a dress.”
Pagan Min:
“Darling, if you want chaos, just say so. I’d happily redesign this economy in pink and gold.”
Suguru Geto:
“This is the curse of weak minds. A level means nothing if the system itself is rotting.”
Muruko:
“Let me loose. I’ll carve Fabre farms until their drop rate cries.”
Kool-Aid Panda:
“Oh yeah, I’ll smash through that gate. With style.”
Panda:
“Level 35, huh? Cute. Watch me roll over it without breaking a sweat.”
Razor Ramon:
“Ay, chico, you wanna talk ‘economy’? I’ll flip Fabre cards until your crystals bleed.”
Junko:
“Boring rules… let’s break them until everyone loses their minds.”
Jerry “The Ankle Biter”:
“I’m petty enough to grind that Fabre card out of spite, wear the robe, and flip it just to watch them cry.”
The Clown:
“Oh, this is rich. Level 2 cards, level 35 markets — HAHAHAHA! Who’s writing this comedy?”
Commander Lyle Rourke:
“Ain’t no gate or grind gonna stop me. I’ve busted through worse for gold.”
Helga Katrina Sinclair:
“Pathetic security measures. I could bypass them in heels.”
Tingle:
“Tingle-ingle! Level 35 is just a number — I’ll dance all over it!”
Cesare Borgia:
“Economy is war. ROX just declared it with stupidity. I’ll answer with precision.”
Knightfall (Jason Todd):
“You wanna play gatekeeper? Fine. I’ll kick the gate down with a crowbar.”
Vegeta:
“Level 35? Hah! I’d reach that in minutes if I wasn’t busy laughing at this weak design.”
Dawn “Velvet Guillotine” Bellwether:
“Sheep games, sheep rules. Let’s sharpen the blade and trim this nonsense.”
Dept. Verdict:
ROX is guilty of Bureaucratic Grind-Baiting™.
The Dept. of Petty Affairs officially endorses a Spite Leveling Protocol™:
“Level with willpower. Grind with malice. Flip their logic until their marketplace cries.”
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Game: Ragnarok X - Next Generation