The Will to Resist

🗂️ R.A.B.B. Entry #085 — Elite Card Confusion Protocol


Category: 🧾 Gobbledygook Design

Target: Ragnarok X: Next Generation (ROX)

Incident: Misleading Card Slot Terminology


📜 Offense Summary:

ROX labels cards as “Elite”, leading players to believe:

In reality:

They’re normal cards with a fancy name tag, slotting perfectly fine into regular gear like any other.


🤡 Bureaucratic Nonsense Triggered:


📌 User Action:

"Andre sat (current 'normal' card), Orc Lady in (current 'elite' card)."

— A correction made not by game clarity, but through player-led investigation, deduction, and spite.

E.g. "Wut?"

Source: r/RagnarokX_NextGen: Elite Cards

I'm about to buy 5pcs of these cards, for my 2H-Weapon 5 slots.. are we able to used 5 of these? or just 2pcs? as the card stated "elite card slot" which ish only have 2 elite card slot on Lv80+ weapon.

"The message meant you can slot it on normal slot and elite slot. So yes you may able to use 5 pcs."

From me:

"So I've been reading this card wrong the whole time....?!"*


🐀 R.A.B.B. Commentary:

“Elite, huh?

Then why does your tool-tip read like it was translated through three vending machines and a broken fax line?”

This is classic bureaucratic word vomit—made to sound helpful, but only generates confusion, hesitation, and hoarding behavior.


📎 Filed Under:

🗂️ Entry ID: #004

🗓️ Logged: 03 August, 2025

🖊️ Filed by: The Dept. of Clarity, Raccoon Division