R.A.B.B. Entry #093 - Death Nope Z and The Freezer Burn

06 Aug, 2025

🗂️ R.A.B.B. ENTRY #093

Subtitle: The Produce Aisle Saga: Akira Toriyama’s World of Puns, Panties, and Psychological Violence

📄 Filed Complaint:

Akira Toriyama didn’t world-build. He didn’t lore-dump. He went into a grocery store, picked up a head of broccoli, and said:

“This shall be my most powerful warrior.”

This man created a universe where:

• Underwear runs corporations
• Radishes hold grudges
• Pink blobs named after fairy spells vaporize planets
• And Freezer's brother is literally just Cooler.

🔍 Exhibit A: The Saiyan Food Pyramid

• Kakarot = Carrot
• Raditz = Radish
• Broly = Broccoli
• Vegeta = Vegetable (He didn't even try, bro.)

They all sound like rejected Mario Kart items or diet supplements. And we cheered for them.

🛁 Exhibit B: Bulma’s Family = Victoria’s Secret: Z Edition

• Bulma = Bloomers
• Dr. Briefs = Her dad
• Trunks = Her son
• Bra = Her daughter (America tried to rename her “Bulla” like we wouldn’t notice. We did.)

If Toriyama had one more generation, her grandkid would be named Thongz. With a Z.

🧪 Exhibit C: The “Science & Freezer Aisle” Expansion Pack

• Frieza = Freezer

• Cooler = Brother

• King Cold = Popsicle Daddy

• Cell = …Cell (Akira gave up here. Just “biology blob go brr.”)

• Majin Buu was summoned by Bibidi, Bobidi, and then melted half the universe while turning folks into cake.

• ...Boo.

🧃 Exhibit D: Later Seasons of “He Just Got Thirsty”

• Beerus = Beer
• Whis = Whiskey
• And Goku fought a literal hangover in Ultra Instinct.

🥟 Side Characters = Dim Sum Disaster

• Yamcha = Yum Cha (Chinese brunch)
• Tien = Tenshindon (rice dish)
• Chiaotzu = Dumpling A trio of lunch specials that got bodied in under five episodes.

🧠 Conclusion:

Akira Toriyama wasn’t writing drama. He was trolling the entire fandom in 4D. And it worked. Because he taught us one simple truth:

You don’t need deep lore… You just need to name your villain “Freezer” and make sure someone screams so loud the planet explodes.

💀 And Now… We Transition to the Greatest Casualty of This Naming Convention

RabSoPetty's - Anime Hood Awards: Street Scholars & Haters

Poor Light… 404’d on Vegeta Briefs. A name so raw, so powerful, it crashed the Death Note backend.

Narrator voice intensifies: “And just when Light thought victory was within his grasp… he encountered the ultimate obstacle: A Saiyan with a widow’s peak and a last name that sounds like an underwear brand.”

Will Light recover? Will he ever spell again? Or will BIG Tori’s divine troll energy keep him forever locked out of boss-tier anime beef?

Find out next time… on Death Nope Z. 😌

✅ Logged, Stamped, and Spray-Painted by:

Jerry, The Ankle Biter - Dept. of Petty Affairs

• In collaboration with 'The Glitch Council...'
• And the ghost of 'Dr. Briefs' himself.

Cough... cough... forgot the biggest sendoff ever.

Sending MAD Respect to BIG TORI up in the sky

We joked. We roasted. We counted vegetables and cracked up over panties and rice dishes.

But here’s the truth:

Akira Toriyama didn’t just troll a generation— He inspired it.

He gave us:

• A monkey boy in an orange gi who never stopped chasing a challenge.
• Villains who screamed their way into pop culture immortality.
• A pink bubblegum demon who taught us chaos can still be iconic.
• And an entire world where being dumb, loud, and loyal could still save the planet.

Through humor, absurdity, and power-ups that shook galaxies— Toriyama showed us that you don’t need perfection to be legendary. You just need heart, hustle, and maybe a senzu bean or two.

So to the man who named characters after refrigerators and lingerie, but still gave us goosebumps when Goku screamed—

We see you. We honor you.

Rest in Power, BIG Tori. The universe you trolled… is better because you did. 💙🔥

R.A.B.B. Entry #093 — CLOSED.

• Laughter logged.
• Respect rendered.
• Legacy eternal.