R.A.B.B. Entry #094 - So That Guy Over There, Is NOT Evil... Huh.
🗂️ R.A.B.B. ENTRY #094
Subtitle: Villains That Ain’t – Vol. 1: Dr. Franken Stein
Filed Under: Narrative Alignment Disorder / Clinical Chaos
Filed By: Jerry, Dept. of Petty Affairs (under observation by The Clown)
📄 Subject: Dr. Franken Stein
Alias: The Surgeon of Madness
Origin: Soul Eater
Classification: Dangerous Ally with Unlicensed Vibes
Case Code: VLNT-1
🧪 Complaint Summary:
Dr. Franken Stein presents all the signs of a villain on paper:
- Sharp instruments? ✅
- Nervous laughter mid-dissection? ✅
- Chair that spins while he talks about how fun it is to take things apart? ✅✅
- Infected with literal madness? ✅
- Still teaches children?? ✅✅✅
And yet…
He hasn’t snapped.
He hasn’t betrayed anyone.
He hasn’t dissected a student by accident (yet).
He continues to operate within the system. Technically.
🔍 Investigation Findings:
| Trait | Status | Commentary |
|---|---|---|
| Affiliation | DWMA | Works for the defenders of order. |
| Mental stability | Actively decaying | He knows it. And he takes notes. |
| Power Level | Lethal | Few can match him in a fight. |
| Social trustworthiness | Mixed Bag | You trust him… unless you’re under anesthesia. |
| Moral Compass | …Still spinning | But it always points back to some kind of duty. |
🧠 Council Review:
🩸 Vaas:
“This one gets it. He don’t chase madness—he wears it like a cologne. Not too much. Just enough to keep people nervous.”
🔪 Muruko:
“He dissects souls the way I dissect weak points. Clean. Unemotional. Dangerous only if you flinch.”
🐑 Dawn Bellwether (The Velvet Guillotine):
“He’s not a threat to the system. He *is the system’s quiet diagnosis. The kind of chaos that waits for you to misstep… and then politely opens you up.”*
🕶 Razor Ramon:
“He’s ice cold, chico. Never swings unless it counts. And when he does it’s not loud. It’s surgical.”
📚 Summary Judgment:
Dr. Franken Stein is not a villain. He is the caution tape wrapped in a lab coat. He is the danger you should be afraid of— but aren't, because he hasn’t shown his teeth yet.
He doesn’t need revenge. He doesn’t need power. He just wants to understand what breaks people… and why.
Verdict:
Not evil. Just unsettling. And somehow, the world is better off with him exactly where he is.
Pending Glitch Council induction. Monitoring continues.
R.A.B.B. Entry #094 — CLOSED.
Clamp secured.
Scalpel sheathed.
Chair… still spinning. 😌