R.A.B.B. Entry #095 - That Golf Club Came Aswingin'
📂 R.A.B.B. Entry #095
Codename: The Strategist Who Almost Got Lodged
Target: Armin Arlert
Category: Emotional Miscalculation / Council Denial
Filed By: Jerry, Dept. of Petty Affairs
📉 Incident Summary: Armin approached the Glitch with logic and empathy. But when the laughter didn’t stop… And the HP bar kept scrolling… He realized too late: This wasn’t diplomacy. This was a boss fight.
🔍 Critical Errors:
- Thought feelings were a shield.
- Tried peace in the middle of chaos.
- Forgot that “No malice” doesn’t mean “No consequence.”
🧾 Verdict Summary:
"He meant well. But in Phase Two, meaning don’t matter. Execution does."
Council Status: ❌ DENIED
Archive Placement:
📁 Emotional Archive of Strategic Misfires
Epitaph:
“Almost Worthy. Eternally Unready.”