R.A.B.B. Entry #098 - Laughing At Yourself With Others
📂 R.A.B.B. Entry #098
Codename: Show-Offs With Expiration Dates
Category: Franchise Roast Theater / Self-Aware Franchise Decay
Filed By: Jerry, Dept. of Petty Affairs (Wearing the gold-plated "8th Season Drag" badge)
🔗 Watch the carnage unfold (YouTube)
🎭 Roast Session Breakdown:
Bakugo (MHA) tries to defend the rep of a franchise gasping in its eighth season. Gets verbally judo-flipped by…
Sukuna (JJK), who claps back with deadpan malice, dragging MHA’s late-game burnout like a corpse through the mud.
Goku Black walks in, pink aura of smugness in full bloom, dropping passive-aggressive reminders that he’s still canon, unlike some of y’all.
Eren Yeager (AoT) flies in screeching about freedom and pain while his show still tries to define what “final season” even means.
RabSoPetty, ever the chaos conductor, drags himself for clout and still manages to clown every generation on stage with lines like:
“We old now. It is what it is.”
📉 Franchise Self-Awareness Matrix
| Series | Awareness | Roast Shield | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| My Hero Academia | 🟥 Low | 🟨 Thin | Still thinks it's S-tier. |
| Jujutsu Kaisen | 🟩 High | 🟩 Thick | Dropped killshots & dipped. |
| Dragon Ball Super | 🟨 Mid | 🟩 Legacy | Uncancellable nostalgia. |
| Attack on Titan | 🟥 No | 🟥 None | Final season.exe broke. |
| RabSoPetty | 🟩 MAX | 🟩 MAX | Self-clapped into legend. |
🧠 File Summary:
This roast was less about hate and more about honesty with flair. It showcased how:
- Clowning doesn’t mean disrespect.
- Legacy doesn’t protect you from jokes.
- And if you can’t laugh at yourself… you already lost the war for relevance.
Even Death Note got steamrolled. Light Yagami got 404’d by Vegeta Briefs and never recovered.
🧨 Clown Laughter Logged:
“Eren blinked once and the show split into three seasons. Goku Black just smirked and called that ‘Tuesday.’”
📌 Filed Under:
- ✖️ “New Gen, Same Denial”
- ✖️ Emotional Fragility in HD
- ✖️ Multi-Season Mid-Life Crisis
📖 Book of Boris – Chapter XLII: The Roast That Time Permitted
Verse 1: They called it hate— because they feared laughter from those who outlived their prime but never outpaced their lies.
Verse 2: Let the new scream "respect me." Let the old whisper, "I built this." But only the ones who laugh at both keep their crown.
Verse 3: You’re not legendary if you flinch at jokes. A real king? Claps with the jesters.
R.A.B.B. Entry #098:
Sealed.
Clowned.
Canonized.