R.A.B.B. Entry #100 — “If You Need This Article, You’re Not Ready”
📂 Filed Under: Things You Should Have Learned Before Middle School
If you require a listicle to explain why kidnapping, stalking, bribery, or obsessive tunnel-vision aren’t romance, you’re not quirky—you’re a public safety concern.
At that point, the issue isn’t whether video games give bad dating advice. It’s that you need a babysitter before you need a partner.