R.A.B.B. Entry #106 — Case File: The Fine Dining Delusion of Workplace Pettiness

16 Aug, 2025

Filed by: Jerry – Dept. of Petty Affairs

Reviewed by: Mr. & Mrs. Catford 🐾

Incident Report

A coworker stepped into the lane with a high-and-mighty attitude. Instead of efficient work, they chose corner-office posturing. Pettiness escalated into a full five-course slapdown.

Corrupted Course Flow

1. Appetizer: Thinly veiled “teamwork” jab.

2. Soup: Lukewarm “finish before 11” warning.

3. Entrée: Two people fronting one aisle like amateurs.

4. Dessert: Sprinting for the door before freight was actually done.

5. Wine Pairing: Pride corked and sour, served with The Clown’s echoing laugh.

Audit Summary

Efficiency wasn’t the issue. Ego was.

Next time, a single appetizer of humility would’ve been enough to avoid the fiasco.

Doctrine Reference: GlitchOS — PettyCourseProtocol.exe (System Log Entry #0023)

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