R.A.B.B. Entry #115 — Sword of Bureaucracy, Handle of Foam
🏆 The Raspberry Award for Algorithmic Incompetence
Presented to: YouTube’s AI Moderation Systems
Category: “For Kids, By Mistake”
📺 Exhibit A
ProZD’s video: YouTube’s Latest Horseshit
Flagged as “Made for Kids” despite VHS jokes, rejected on appeal, buried by algorithmic clownery.
📜 Citation (Read by Mrs. Catford)
Claw taps the mic, eyes narrowed.
- For taking a blade sharp enough to cut through lies — and duct-taping it into a pool noodle.
- For flagging VHS nostalgia as ‘kids’ content while letting actual sludge roam free.
- For rejecting appeals with the efficiency of a medieval scribe asleep at his desk.
You wield AI not as a sword, but as a blunt stick — swung wildly, breaking only trust.
🎭 Tribunal Note
Jerry “The Ankle Biter” adjusts the Dept. of Petty Affairs robe.
Mr. Catford mutters: “Sword of bureaucracy, handle of foam.”
The Clown’s laugh rattles the rafters.
🤣 Gremlin Risitas Clap
[Gremlin tips the wine glass, grin wide]
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Graffiti of the Reckoning:
- “A sword in the wrong hands doesn’t cut enemies — it cuts allies, and in the end it isn’t a weapon at all — just a circus act.”
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