💾 R.A.B.B. Entry #061 — Prime My A**: Overnight Delivery Delusion
Filed Under: Logistics Lies / Failed Promises / Customer Fatigue
The Setup: Prime delivery. Overnight guaranteed. Big yellow banner screaming “Get it Tomorrow!” User followed the rules:
- Ordered before cutoff ✅
- Prime membership active ✅
- Paid for speed ✅
Expectation: Package delivered before 10:00 AM.
Reality: As of 8:42 AM, the package still sat at the carrier facility. No movement. No scan. No urgency. No damn point.
The Breakdown:
- Amazon’s “overnight” is apparently more of a vibe than a schedule.
- You don’t get a refund unless it hits “late,” but it’s not “late” if it arrives at 3 PM while your job started at 11.
- You’re punished for trusting the system with your timeline.
The Rage Trigger:
“What’s the point of overnight when your lazy a** doesn’t deliver the goods within time?”
Core Offense:
- False confidence marketing.
- Zero accountability when their window matters most.
- Leaving customers scrambling while the tracker mocks you.
Filed Commentary:
“I did everything right. Prime still f*cked me.”
Confirmed Emotional Damage:
- Outfit compromised.
- Mood soured.
- Trust eroded.
And yet? The subject still showed up. Still participated. Still pulled the damn look off with no assist from the people who took their money.
Verdict:
“You didn’t deliver. But I still did.”
Case Closed. Filed under: Don’t sell me dreams in gold foil if you’re gonna show up late with cardboard.”
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