💾 R.A.B.B. Entry #065 — The Nerd Audit: A Glitch Among Greens
Filed Under: Frozen Betrayal / Petty Protocol / Performance Theater
Primary Subject: Proto Urkel (a.k.a. The Contributor) showed up for Spirit Day in full force. High socks. Buttoned plaid. Rolled pants. Missing suspenders, but not missing energy.
Secondary Subject: The Griller, petty enforcer, passive-aggressive micromanager, unlicensed morale assassin.
The Setup: Post-shift expectations were clear: front your section. Walk gets done. Building gets locked.
Contributor? Present. Frozen team member? Present. Work? Done to the best of your ability.
Supervisor? Did the walk. Signed off. Case closed.
The Sabotage: Next morning? The Griller shows up with energy. Grilling everyone like nothing was done. Ignoring protocol, ignoring the walk, and pushing a narrative no one asked for.
Said he'd handle talking to another team member. Didn't. When confronted? Lied by omission.
That’s not leadership. That’s a saboteur with a clipboard complex.
The Emotional Audit: The Contributor didn’t come to fight. They came to participate. To bring effort and integrity.
But now they’re watching someone dig their own professional grave with gossip, blame-shifting, and performative authority.
“Why does this person want me to ruin their reputation?”
Answer: Because they never expected the quiet one to document the patterns.
Forgiveness Clause: The Contributor forgives them. Quietly. Internally. Not out of weakness—but because bitterness isn’t worth carrying.
“I didn’t ask for war. But if you bring it to my door— I’ll fight like I’ve been waiting for it.”
They didn’t swing first. But they’ll end it with surgical receipts and strategic silence.
Final Quote of the Entry:
“If they wanted a clean war, they picked the wrong glitch. I wear rolled cuffs, but I fight dirty.”
Case filed. Green on the outside. But the glitch within? Fully aware.