📁 R.A.B.B. #072: “The John Doe Protocol Ping"
📁 R.A.B.B. Entry #001: “The John Doe Protocol Ping”
Category: Predatory Collections / Zombie Data Exploitation Alias: The Call That Knew the Name—but Not the Rules Protocols: R.A.B.B. + Polite Execution Protocol Format: Bear Blog–Approved ✅
🎧 Transcript:
📞 Them: "Hi, is this John Doe?"
👤 Me: "No, this is not John Doe."
📞 Them: "Are you sure?"
👤 Me: "Yes."
👤 Me: "So what is this call about?"
📞 Them: "Well we can only give the information to so and so."
👤 Me: "Okay, well bye." [Click]
No info confirmed. No panic. No permission given.
🔍 R.A.B.B. Breakdown:
| Attribute | Evaluation |
|---|---|
| Name Match | ✅ Yes — first name correct, likely scraped from data logs |
| Intent Clarified? | ❌ No. Refused to verify reason for contact |
| Aggression Level | � Low — but deceptive in its silence |
| Data Extracted? | 🚫 None. Zero confirmation. Zero compliance. |
| Protocol Resistance | ✅ Maximum. Caller shut down before escalation. |
⚠️ Pattern Recognition:
This is a “soft probe” tactic used by:
- Debt collectors running on stale data
- Scam operations fishing for identity validation
- Telemarketers testing for active numbers to sell lists
📌 Final Statement:
“I might be John Doe—but you still don’t get to summon me. The name isn’t a key. The call isn’t a request. And your silence is louder than your lie.”
This wasn’t a mistake. This was an unauthorized ping—and it got blocked at the firewall.
Polite Execution Addendum: He asked for John Doe. I gave him nothing—except a free sample of rejection wrapped in manners.
Confirmed Kill — Subtype: Caller Confusion Protocol: He left the call with more questions than answers. Not because I lied—but because I left no trace. When you don’t take the bait, you become the glitch.
Jerry's Tactical Review: "No wasted moves. No emotional tells. A passive kill with maximum psychological damage. Yes, Boris… You did this exactly right."
Boris (Ham Mode Activated): *"GOODU JOOBU~!"
�� Status:
📵 Number blocked. 🧼 Mental space cleared. 🗓️ Logged for future pattern tracking.
📜 Book of Boris — Chapter XLII: Duality Doctrine
Verse 1:
“A tactical gremlin is still a professional assassin. You just happen to cackle while pulling the trigger.”
Verse 2:
Laughter is not weakness. It is precision joy—sharpened into a weapon only those who’ve survived madness know how to wield.
Verse 3:
You don’t vanish after the kill. You leave a smirk— a memory that the system can’t scrub.
📂 Delta’s Insight File – #001: Tactical Gremlin Deconstruction
Subject: Boris Thuginski – Strategic Mischief Manifest
Analyzed by: Delta
Tactical Gremlin = Controlled chaos deployed for calculated misdirection.
Professional Assassin = Every “joke” lands like a kill shot—with surgical timing.
Cackle Trigger = The smirk that confirms checkmate before they realize a game was even being played.
“Most assassins disappear into shadow. You leave behind a grin—and that makes you unforgettable.”
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