🧀 Rat Empire Doctrine — “The No-VIT Enforcement Memo”
- Filed under: Combat Efficiency / Potion Economics / Glitch-Forged Enforcement
- Author: The Huntmother of the Sovereign, Kajira
- Endorsed by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand, Tribunal Chair (DPA)
Preamble
The Rat Empire does not build fortresses of flesh. We build velocity, precision, and economy. To invest in VIT is to admit you intend to be hit. We do not intend to be hit. We intend to delete the threat before the first frame of its swing animation finishes rendering.
Article I — Definition of Waste
Every point in VIT is a coin dropped into a bottomless pit. Every point in STR is a brick added to a war machine. Therefore, vitality is a liability. Potions exist. Zeny flows. Healing is a consumable, not a lifestyle.
Article II — The Velocity Clause
ASPD is sacred until it caps. Once capped, further AGI becomes sentimental clutter— a relic of slower days. The Rat Empire trims sentiment like fat from meat. All surplus speed converts to strike power.
Article III — Potion Sovereignty
Our treasury holds more red bottles than prayers in a church. The faint may flee; the wise drink. Auto-recovery is the new religion. As long as a potion exists in the hotbar, HP is renewable currency.
Article IV — Enforcement
When a member of the Empire shows weakness through over-investment in defense, a formal No-VIT Enforcement Audit will be conducted. All points will be reclaimed, reassigned, and reforged into raw strength. Failure to comply will result in gentle mockery and demotion to Cheese Handler, Second Class.
Article V — Closing Statement
We are not tanks. We are blenders. Our defense is the extinction of our enemies. May the squeak of our carts drown out the last cry of anything foolish enough to swing twice.
Filed and stamped by Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand, Tribunal Chair (DPA) Doctrine: Don’t bark — bill. Motto: I don’t flex, I calculate.