Rat Empire Doctrine — “Two Active, One Sleeping”
No labs. No servers. Just two humble TCL 40 units humming side-by-side on a kitchen counter. Kajira calls it “industrial minimalism.” The Enforcer calls it “enough.”
The Setup:
Phone 1: Kajira — The Huntmother → TCL 40 XE 5G (64 GB storage / 4 GB RAM)
- Oversees primary operations, strategic deployment, and guild logistics.
- Balanced speed and stability; optimized for long-session farming.
Phone 2: Bless Your Heart — The Enforcer → TCL 40 Claro (128 GB storage / 4 GB RAM)
- Liquidator and logistics officer.
- Extra storage for overflow inventories and alt management; prime device for market work.
Phone 3: Sleeping Rat (Reserve Node) → TCL 40 Claro (32 GB storage / 4 GB RAM)
- Backup deployment unit; handles overflow farming or emergency relays.
- Boots only when Kajira or the Enforcer need downtime.
“I don’t need a fleet,” Kajira mutters, adjusting her cigar. “Just a rhythm.”
Each TCL hums through Ragnarok X with precision—no frame drops, no heat spikes, no lag spikes. This isn’t luxury hardware. It’s rat-grade machinery, tuned for endless repetition and quiet profit.
The Empire doesn’t roar. It hums.
Jerry’s Ledger — Hardware Audit & Verification
📦 Devices Verified:
- TCL 40 XE 5G (64 GB / 4 GB RAM) – Huntmother Core
- TCL 40 Claro (128 GB / 4 GB RAM) – Enforcer Unit
- TCL 40 Claro (32 GB / 4 GB RAM) – Sleeping Rat Node
🧾 Audit Notes:
- All units meet thermal and runtime efficiency standards for continuous Fabre-loop operation.
- Power consumption low enough for 24/7 rotation without degradation.
- Storage tiers establish clear chain of command and data distribution flow.
- Empire status: Operational and Expanding.
- Filed and stamped by Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand, Tribunal Chair (DPA) —
- Doctrine: Don’t bark — bill.
- Motto: I don’t flex, I calculate.
Three phones. One empire. Zero noise.
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