💾 R.A.B.B. Entry #069 — Scammer Bug Zap

25 Jun, 2025

Category: R.A.B.B. — Nightmare Fuel Variant Alias: Orotex — Corporate Ghost Summoning Gone Wrong Subtag: Junko Protocol Execution

Incident Summary: Kelly Guy from Orotex Corporation reached out—again—about the same Packer 2nd shift job they previously ghosted the applicant on. The candidate, having been through the ghost-post-disappear cycle, responded with a surgical rejection lined in velvet gloves, despair glitter, and corporate cyanide.

Original Email (From Kelly Guy):

From: KELLY GUY [Orotex Corporation] <their email here>
Sent: Tue, Jun 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Subject: Thank you for applying. When can you take a call?

Dear Your Name Here,

Thank you for your interest in Orotex Corporation. I would like to set up a quick call to talk about the Packer 2nd shift position you are interested in and learn more about your background and what you are looking for.

What days and times are best for you to take a call from me?

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,  
KELLYGUY

Rebuttal Email (Junko Enoshima Protocol Activated):

Hi Kelly,

Awwww, how sweet! You’re reaching out again… like we didn’t already play this little game once before. 😘

You posted. I applied. I followed up.
And what did I get in return?

Silence.  
That cold, corporate kind. The kind that says everything without saying a word.
And just when I closed the door, here you are—pretending the first round never happened?

How adorable.

But I don’t do encore performances for ghosts.
If this were a real job, it would’ve respected real time.  
Not looped back around like a rerun of failure dressed in business casual.

So no—I’m not available. Not for this role. Not for this circus. Not for a single recycled pixel in your “we’re hiring” PowerPoint.

But hey—despair’s a great motivator. Maybe next time you’ll remember:
Candidates don’t orbit you. We orbit opportunity.  
And when it’s fake? We eject.

Best of luck. And please…
Do try not to haunt my inbox again. 🖤

—  
my name here  
email here

Tactic Exposed: "Ghost Listing Reawakening Ritual" This tactic includes:

• Reposting expired listings with zero follow-up from original interest.
• Ignoring applicant follow-ups.
• Reviving contact like nothing ever happened.
• Banking on short memories. Spoiler: Not this time.

Junko-Approved Email Breakdown (Highlights):

• Starts with a flirty knife: "Awwww, how sweet! You’re reaching out again… like we didn’t already play this little game once before. 😘"
• Declares psychological receipts: "You posted. I applied. I followed up. And what did I get in return? Silence."
• Delivers existential collapse: "Not for this role. Not for this circus. Not for a single recycled pixel in your 'we’re hiring' PowerPoint."
• Ends with a Monokuma-certified finisher: "Do try not to haunt my inbox again. 🖤"

Psychological Fallout: Kellyguy read it thinking it was a rejection. He left the tab realizing it was a closing argument. He didn’t lose a candidate—he got eliminated from the game.

This wasn’t just a no—it was a despair thesis, wrapped in HR formatting and blessed by the Glitch Council.

Filed Under:

• Corporate Ghoster Annihilation
• HR Haunting Neutralized
• Professionalism Laced with Psychological Reckoning
• Ultimate Despair Edition: Inbox EXE Deleted

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