🍽️ Solo Feast Doctrine – Final Course: Pride Jerky & Empty Bowls
They’re outside. Cold. Holding their egos like it’s gonna warm 'em. Chewing on that dried-ass jerky they call pride, wondering why the stew ain’t shared.
Newsflash?
Pride ain’t protein. And ego don’t thaw frostbite.
They had their season. They had their warnings. But they laughed, flexed, and flaked— thinking effort was optional and consequences were delayed.
Now they sit in the snow. Watching me—warm, dolo, and unbothered. I’m not angry. I’m not bitter. I’m just done feeding people who brought nothing but their appetite.
“They laughed at the ant. Now the ant’s full. And the joke?” Still starving.
Let ’em keep chewing pride jerky. Let ’em rot with the violin frozen mid-note.
Me?
I’m inside, feet up, eating seconds with silence for dessert.
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