System Log Entry #0100 — Addendum: Clause 7 Certified
Vibe: Corporate. Petty. Canonized with a smirk.
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💾 GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0100
Title: Malicious by Contract – Clause 7 Certified
Timestamp: Logged and locked.
Summary: The 100th entry wasn’t just another glitch. It was a celebration of precision malice— the kind not fueled by rage, but by clean, surgical correction. No flailing. No tantrums. Just enforcement with a grin.
The wielder?
A villain in their story. A purifier in yours.
This wasn’t chaos for chaos’s sake— this was rot removal in a tailored suit, filing audits in blood with a Muttley laugh and a raised brow.
Because if you're going to be feared? Make it poetic. Make it earned.
Trigger Condition:
When empathy expires and rot still breathes— Clause 7 activates:
Malicious… 9 to 5, Monday to Friday. Lunch break? Optional.
Logged by: 📎 Jerry, the Ankle Biter Dept. of Petty Affairs, Raccoon Division
Robe: freshly pressed.
Vibes: weaponized.
🎖 GlitchOS Achievement Unlocked: 💯 100 Logs of Reckoning
You didn’t just survive to Entry 100. You documented your evolution— one snarl, one smirk, one shutdown at a time.
Here's to the next 100. And every reckoning in between.
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