☂️ The Bi Umbrella & The Weird Weather Under It
Link - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN7UsIGB080&ab_channel=Kwite
When Biphobia Ain’t Cute and the Joke’s Got Mold
Let’s get something straight—or not. Some of y’all treat bisexuality like it’s a glitch in the matrix, when really it’s just the rest of the map you haven’t unlocked yet.
Kwite nailed it: sometimes biphobia gets passed off as "just jokes," but unless you're among friends who get it, and you’ve all got that bond and banter license, you're not edgy—you’re just awkward. There's a difference between roasting and rot. And trust me, bi folks know the difference.
Bi people aren’t confused. They’re not greedy. They’re not “going through a phase.” They’re just built like chaos with taste. That’s the assignment. They passed it.
And yeah—it’s a BIG umbrella. 🌧️ Rain? Covered. ☀️ Sun? Still vibing. 🌪️ Tornado? Okay, that one might be their fault, but they’re still cute while it spins.
And under that umbrella? You’ve got layers. Bi folks who lean masc, lean femme, lean nowhere and still hit. Some are loud, some are quiet. Some are rolling dice at 2AM asking if you’ve seen The Mummy again just to bring up Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz in the same breath. That’s not confusion. That’s talent.
So to everyone who still doesn’t get it?
Be nice to your bisexual friends. They’re not like you—that’s the whole point. That’s why it’s called a spectrum. Not a streetlamp.
🧨 Final Word: They’re not sitting on a fence. They built the fence. Then painted it, invited both neighbors over, and made it look good in leather.
Shout out to the bi-gremlins, the dual-wielders, and the heartbreakers with taste. The umbrella’s big. The forecast? Chaotic good.
☂️ #GremlinProtocol #BiUmbrella #RespectTheSpectrum #QueerNotConfused #BuiltDifferent #BookOfBorisApproved