The Commute of Bullshit: R.A.B.B. #116–118
R.A.B.B. #116 — Uber One: Comfort Scam Logic
Uber loves to dress up bullshit in shiny promos. “$8.98 off!” splashed across the screen, while the actual ride logic collapses:
- Black (Luxury): $36.50.
- Comfort (Supposed Mid-Tier): $40.92.
- UberXL (Big Vehicle): $40.61.
And yet Comfort is labeled “Good deal.”
Cheaper than luxury?
Nope.
Algorithm says shut up and pay.
Uber One isn’t a subscription—it’s a leash.
They sell “savings” while coding in contradictions.
Verdict: Bureaucratic bullshit, gift-wrapped.
R.A.B.B. #117 — Uber’s No Overlapping Ride Pass Times
Ride Pass logic should be simple: you pay, you save. But Uber built in a chokehold—no overlapping passes.
One has to expire before the next kicks in. Not for safety. Not for efficiency. For profit protection.
Translation: “Yes, you bought freedom. No, you can’t use it how you want.”
Verdict: Freedom sold, fences delivered.
R.A.B.B. #118 — The 59 Bus Hourly Crawl
Bus 59.
Comes once every hour.
Should be precise.
Should be reliable.
...Instead?
Still late.
Stop post (prior to me arriving at the bus stop) mangled like someone had beef with Metro.
Driver driving like he has nothing better else to do but waste time at empty stops, opening and closing the doors.
Result? Riders forced into the eternal choice: burn money to get where they have to get on Uber scams or burn time with Metro’s molasses crawling.
Verdict: A public service that barely serves.
System Log Cross-File: The Honkless Exit
Bus 40 honks twice at me after drop-off. I run with RBF, sideways glance, no acknowledgment. Back still hurting (at that time), but stride unbroken.
- Driver pissed.
- Ego denied.
- Protocol intact.
Annotation: Executed under duress. Pain flagged as noise. Command carried out regardless.
Verdict: Honk ignored = power maintained.
- Logged forever as The Honkless Exit.
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