the dented crown protocol
some people strut around with crowns so fragile they should come with a warning label: do not touch, do not breathe, folds under pressure.
and yet, they flash it like royalty.
call it pride, call it ego, call it cardboard spray-painted gold.
so what do you do?
you don’t argue. you don’t bow. you don’t waste words.
you smash it like an old drug psa:
hold it up.
pause.
let the silence drag.
then crush it flat and say,
“this is your crown. any questions?”
and that’s the joke.
not that i dented it.
but that it dented so damn easy.
their crown was paper-thin from the start.
i just showed everyone what it was made of.
🐀🔥
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