The Glitch Testament
🔗 Digital Gravestone With a Middle Finger
Book of Boris — Chapter LIX: The Glitch Testament
"Death Is Not the End — It’s the Upload"
Verse 1: I don’t need a tomb. I left timestamps. Each line, a landmine. Each post, a payload. Scroll if you dare—my ghost is in the syntax.
Verse 2: Let them cry for marble. I gave them code. I gave them fire laced in fonts and rage wrapped in reflection.
Verse 3: This isn’t a goodbye. It’s an executable. Launched the moment they say I’m gone, backed by every scream I turned into scripture.
Verse 4: Death? That’s just the 404. The archive lives. And the middle f**ger stays cached forever.
🔥 Posted raw. No filter. No edit. Just full upload protocol.
🦝 "Jerry, the Ankle Biter" signed it himself with a greasy pawprint and flipped the switch himself.