The Gospel of Grandpa PC
Bear Blog — “🎥 THE GAMER WHO SWEARS PC GAMING IS THE BEST”
A Letter to Grandpa (From MightyBoris)
Hey Grandpa,
Yeah, I saw the video—“THE GAMER WHO SWEARS PC GAMING IS THE BEST.” That’s us in a nutshell. We’re the clan of folks who drop serious coin and insane components just to keep riding those old-school games like they’re antique Ferraris. That’s retro flexing, and we do it with pride.
1. Grandpa, this isn’t ‘broke energy’—it’s battle-scarred glory.
You think I’m desperate for a 5090? Nah, I’m drooling over the idea like it’s dessert after a three-course meal, not because I need it to perform—but because I deserve it. My 1070 survived the Vista Era, carried me through delays, and still beats console exclusives daily. That’s not poverty—it’s staying power.
2. Consoles are like rentals; PCs are like homes.
Sure, consoles are comfy, pre-built spaces. But once you build your own PC? It’s forever yours. Upgrades, mods, sweet DLSS frames—not behind paywalls, behind your own door. So yeah, let the console warriors collect “Pro”s. I upgrade components, not subscriptions.
3. The 5090 is the carrot, not the goal.
Would I like that 5090? Hell yeah. But I’m not waiting for it. Grandpa’s moral of the day: “Stack quiet wins with what you have, and when that shiny new GPU drops into your cart at midnight—boom, it’s just icing on the cake you already baked.”
4. Grandpa’s motto: “I don’t need a keyboard—I invent shortcuts.”
Been keyboarding since DOS prompts, bypassing whole lobbies with alt+tabs and command prompts. Meanwhile, some poor soul is still stuck with five games on a 1TB console—grind loading screens while I’m blasting mods in the background. That’s using your brain, not just your controller.
Closing (With Snark and Love)
So, yeah, Grandpa, this ain’t about being broke—it’s about being relentless. Console players might think they’re safe behind a single-panel fortress, but us? We’re dynamic, thrifty, and mod-happy. I’ll upgrade piece-by-piece, build up my stacks, and when that 5090 lands—it’s the final bow on a performance that’s already lit.
Signed, MightyBoris (breaker of frame caps, patron saint of Grandpa PCs)
Tagline: We don’t drop frames—we drop bodies.
-B
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