The Joker’s Testimony #031
The Pantyfold Incident
Anon: So what really happened with that writer and your little “panties in a twist” comment?
The Joker: laughs That? That was a mirror that screamed back.
She cracked the joke first—“maybe I’ve got my panties in a twist.” I simply agreed. No venom. No threat. Just reflection. But mirrors make people nervous when they’re not the one holding them.
They built a house where only their laughter was allowed. So when mine echoed through the hallway, they called security. Click—banhammer, just like that.
It wasn’t about the words. It was about control. They wanted the stage, not the dialogue. And nothing terrifies a performer more than someone stealing the spotlight by just being honest.
I didn’t insult her. I confirmed her. And confirmation, in a world full of self-fiction, is the cruelest joke of all.