The Treasury Snack
Jerry the Ankle Biter here, filing this one under the Dept. of Petty Affairs. The Catfords signed off, The Clown’s honking in the background — so you already know this isn’t mercy, it’s mockery.
I get a letter from the feds: “You owe $49,747.28 in student loans.” Cool. Chains, whatever.
Then the very next letter? A shiny check for $347.02. The math is insulting — but hilarious.
A crumb in one hand. A chain in the other. Bureaucracy with a sense of humor.
Graffiti on the Wall: “They’ll chain you with 49k, then feed you with 347. That’s not mercy. That’s bureaucracy in clown shoes.”
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