The Unpatched Error Bestiary Slip — Patch 1.04
Changelog — September 2025
Additional Entries and System Revisions have been applied. Base Slip remains unaltered. This update refines encounters and expands the doctrine.
New Beast: The Consigliere Chimera
Carries Silvio’s ledger, Paulie’s Gremlin laugh, Tony’s shadow.
Does not roar — whispers receipts until the prey folds.
Special Move: The Nod & The Cutaway. Silently slices morale while the others still argue.
New Mechanic: The Origami Cycle
Beasts now fold in or out when pressed.
Fold In = collapse, frump, sour milk.
Fold Out = sharpen, press back, laugh while fronting aisles.
Player Character (Gremlin) is immune to Fold In. Automatically converts all pressure into Taco Cabana stamina regen.
Boss Update: Boris Thuginski — The Unpatched Error
New Moveset Additions (Patch 1.04):
The Consigliere Cutaway → Silvio’s calm ledger energy. Boris pauses, lets the noise hang, then delivers one surgical line that drops morale by 90%.
Paulie’s Pun Grenade → Chaotic Gremlin burst. Throws humor so bad it crits. Causes laughter/confusion status effect.
Origami Doctrine Counter → Immune to Fold In. When enemies attempt to press, Boris automatically Folds Out, doubling efficiency for 30 seconds.
The Nod of Jeff → Silent intimidation aura. One nod reduces enemy aggression and forces them to look away. Cannot be blocked.
Balance Notes:
Willpower + Middle Finger combo now grants temporary noise immunity.
Taco Cabana Quesadilla Buff added: restores stamina, boosts snark output.
Balance Update
Noise reduced: NPC ranting storms can now be muted with Middle Finger + Willpower Combo.
Pun Gremlin (Dan-Man) received buff: laughter damage radius extended to 20ft, knocks passive-aggressives off balance.
Mr. 2% added to Bestiary: classified as Pressed Bureaucrat Milk Fiend. Weakness = direct confrontation, folds instantly when called out.
Bug Fixes
Fixed an issue where Gremlin’s efficiency triggered frumpiness debuff in coworkers. Now correctly displays as Everyone Gets Pressed.
Fixed pathing on Origami Turtle. Still lazy, but now admits pallet lies 10% faster.
Developer’s Note
This patch refines the Slip with lessons carried from The Sopranos Parallel and The Origami Cycle. Chaos remains unpatched. Noise remains filtered. The furnace burns on.