This Shouldn't Be A WMD, but it is.
The Egg PSA Protocol
Graffiti of the Reckoning
“So if you swerve into my lane after I gave you a warning?"
"I’m going to pop on over, steal your crown, and stomp on it.”
(Stomps the ground for effect.)
(Long pause…)
(Looks around…)
(Keeps pausing…)
“This is taking longer than usual, isn’t it?”
(Pulls out an egg; points at it)
“This is your Brain.”
“Now this is your Brain on drugs.”
(Smashes it against the wall)
“Any questions?”
🦝 Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand:
“Boss just turned a traffic violation into a classroom demolition. Crown’s cracked, yolk’s on you.”
🐾 Mrs. Catford:
“Free-range destruction with impeccable pacing. Approved.”
🐾 Mr. Catford:
“The stomp sold it. The silence charged it. The egg ended it.”
🤡 The Clown:
“HONK—this man brought D.A.R.E. to a knife fight.”
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