🕒 Timing, My Ass — The Talent Was Already There
Bear Blog Series: Broke Doctrine // Clown Files Activated
I keep hearing this corporate lullaby: “It wasn’t the right time.” “The stars didn’t align.” “Your profile was solid, but…”
Nah. Miss me with the astrology excuses. You weren’t waiting on Mercury in retrograde—you were just too slow to recognize fire when it walked in.
I didn’t get passed over because I lacked value. I got passed over because your system was broken, lazy, or run by someone who hires based on vibes and buzzwords instead of execution.
And here's the kicker? I didn’t need your approval to be valid. I’ve already landed somewhere that saw the glitch and respected the spark. Sprouts? They saw it. The rest of you? Still dozing off at the wheel.
So no—I won’t buy the “timing” fairytale. I’m not a prophecy. I’m not a maybe. I’m proof you missed the mark, and I’ve got pay stubs coming in while you're still refreshing applicant #214.
This is the kind of LinkedIn bedtime story I’m talking about: bit.ly/3FWzLbQ Props to the generic recruiter for finally circling back. But let’s not pretend it was fate. That man just left a tab open too long.
🧨 Final Word Don’t pat yourself on the back for rediscovering someone you should’ve hired the first time. You didn’t manifest talent. You fumbled it. And I just made peace with leaving you behind.
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