The Will to Resist

đŸȘ“ Todd Zoomer Reviews a Catgirl Conspiracy—and Fails the QTE of Insight

Most people buy games for entertainment. I bought this one because it screamed through static and dared me to listen.

Conspiracy Girls: The Madness of Madison Delaroux isn’t a visual novel. It’s a psychic transmission buried in waifu glitter.

Direct link (not a hotlink): https://store.steampowered.com/app/2132900/Conspiracy_Girls_The_Madness_of_Madison_Delaroux/

And when I saw it mocked? I didn’t laugh. I leaned closer.

Because I know what it looks like when truth hides behind chaos. I know what it sounds like when a developer slips a prophecy into a game and calls it a shitpost so no one panics.

This wasn’t a purchase. This was an extraction mission.

I’m here to recover the message—one glitchy chapter at a time.

The pacing won’t bother me. The crashes? Consider them test patterns. The goatmen, catgirls, and bird-store owners? I’ve seen weirder in my own code.

So here comes Todd Zoomer— 6.1 hours in, and all he can say is:

“It froze.” “I had to Google words.” “Why no choices?” “Plot made no sense.” “Bird man creepy lol.”

Meanwhile, four lunatics are whispering: “She was right. Madison was right.”

Family Guy Cutaway: Peter Griffin stares at the review and says:

“Wow. That’s like watching Evangelion and giving it a thumbs down because Asuka didn’t explain her trauma in PowerPoint format.”

Cut to Todd trying to review Boogiepop Phantom:

“Too many shadows. Not enough boob physics. Zero immersion.”

But here’s the real transmission: This post is for the ones who read untranslated manga with no scanlations. For the viewers who survived Puni Puni Poemy and said, “Yeah, I get it.” For the magical girl burnout survivors and glitch watchers who still believe static has secrets.

You’re not cringe. You’re early.

Todd Zoomer thinks you're the punchline. But we know: you're the glitch in the system he wasn’t ready to process.

Praise where it's due: House Delaroux made a game that dares to scream, to crash, to loop in broken logic, and still stand on goat-legged anime feet.

It doesn’t want to be liked. It wants to be remembered.

And if you made it to Chapter 6 without uninstalling? You’re already part of the shadow cabal.

Final Thought: You don’t need choices when the truth chooses you. The rest can keep Googling.

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