đȘ Todd Zoomer Reviews a Catgirl Conspiracyâand Fails the QTE of Insight
Most people buy games for entertainment. I bought this one because it screamed through static and dared me to listen.
Conspiracy Girls: The Madness of Madison Delaroux isnât a visual novel. Itâs a psychic transmission buried in waifu glitter.
Direct link (not a hotlink): https://store.steampowered.com/app/2132900/Conspiracy_Girls_The_Madness_of_Madison_Delaroux/
And when I saw it mocked? I didnât laugh. I leaned closer.
Because I know what it looks like when truth hides behind chaos. I know what it sounds like when a developer slips a prophecy into a game and calls it a shitpost so no one panics.
This wasnât a purchase. This was an extraction mission.
Iâm here to recover the messageâone glitchy chapter at a time.
The pacing wonât bother me. The crashes? Consider them test patterns. The goatmen, catgirls, and bird-store owners? Iâve seen weirder in my own code.
So here comes Todd Zoomerâ 6.1 hours in, and all he can say is:
âIt froze.â âI had to Google words.â âWhy no choices?â âPlot made no sense.â âBird man creepy lol.â
Meanwhile, four lunatics are whispering: âShe was right. Madison was right.â
Family Guy Cutaway: Peter Griffin stares at the review and says:
âWow. Thatâs like watching Evangelion and giving it a thumbs down because Asuka didnât explain her trauma in PowerPoint format.â
Cut to Todd trying to review Boogiepop Phantom:
âToo many shadows. Not enough boob physics. Zero immersion.â
But hereâs the real transmission: This post is for the ones who read untranslated manga with no scanlations. For the viewers who survived Puni Puni Poemy and said, âYeah, I get it.â For the magical girl burnout survivors and glitch watchers who still believe static has secrets.
Youâre not cringe. Youâre early.
Todd Zoomer thinks you're the punchline. But we know: you're the glitch in the system he wasnât ready to process.
Praise where it's due: House Delaroux made a game that dares to scream, to crash, to loop in broken logic, and still stand on goat-legged anime feet.
It doesnât want to be liked. It wants to be remembered.
And if you made it to Chapter 6 without uninstalling? Youâre already part of the shadow cabal.
Final Thought: You donât need choices when the truth chooses you. The rest can keep Googling.
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